This post is made on the basis of pure satire. For fun lah. If you’re easily offended, kindly make a “u turn” right now. 

In Malaysia, we judge people’s driving style and personality just by looking at what they drive. For an example, when your friend tells you a story about nearly getting into an accident, the first thing you ask is “what car?”. And then proceed to stereotype the heck out of that driver. #justmalaysianthings

Perodua

Ballers on a budget. We want to go fast, and save fuel at the same time.

Proton

These people love their country to the fullest extent. And know the parts are cheap. $$$kachhing!!$$$

Ford

I love off-roading with my buds or I work in construction. Could go either way.

BMW

My car came with a manual on how to annoy other drivers.

Toyota/Honda

We know a thing or two about resale value.

Hyundai/Kia

We don’t know anything about resale value. Salesperson said it’s a good car.

Audi

BMW drivers are our role models.

Mercedes

We WILL tell you how Mercedes is better than BMW.

Peugeot

Most of us don’t even know how to pronounce “Peugeot” properly.

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